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Scar Demotivational Poster


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by zontarfromvenus

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm

more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


EXCUSE ME? - You wanna take this outside?


TAGS: black people scary cross funny
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by beesladesh

Guest - October 23, 2009, 5:08 pm
Looks like Mark Henry's ready whup some a**


SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.


TAGS: spiders scary girls men
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Zephirenth

falloutghoul - January 21, 2012, 1:22 pm
Mother. Of. God.
RAWR - December 11, 2009, 5:13 pm
O.O'


WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."


TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, d***it, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary f***!


WHAT A DEMON CLOWN'S DOWNTIME LOOKS LIKE -




BOO -




The Holidays Are Coming ! -




ONCE YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks.


TAGS: scary once you see it when you see it **** bricks ****
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by Justin

kiabaman4258 - October 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
it is false that your hair continues to grow when you die....what really happens is your skin contracts and the hair pushes through
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:31 pm
Sean, don't you ever watch The Learning Channel? Even after you die, your hair, nails and head keep growing. (But the phone calls ***er off)
Sean - June 14, 2009, 2:49 am
I know, eh? For a child ghost, she's got a very big head. Extra spooky.
RandomApe - June 14, 2009, 2:41 am
For some very odd reason, that is one of the creepiest ph**os I have ever seen
hmm - May 13, 2009, 4:43 pm
looks like a hawt ghost lol i'd hit it
LT - February 26, 2009, 11:49 am
theres a ghost on the 4th swing if yo look you will see the face
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:19 am
That's because like all the ****bricker mindf*** posters, it is inconsequential bull**** that is too hard to see for whatever the intended effect is.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 28, 2008, 10:42 am
I actually can't see what it is... I see a shape near the swinging swing but I can't make out what it is.
Emily - October 28, 2008, 4:16 am
What the hell is that?? Ferragho I can see the Kool-Aid man too!
Ferragho - August 29, 2008, 7:33 pm
All I see is the Kool-Aid man hiding near a post.
Limeman - August 17, 2008, 1:32 pm
What can I use these bricks for now?
Chris - July 30, 2008, 5:59 pm
Someone needs to quit taking ph**ographs in the Silent Hill playground...
BoB - July 16, 2008, 3:47 pm
plz let that be rly good ph**oshop...
InkFox - July 11, 2008, 5:33 pm
the swing that's moving, look closely
Fatuitous - July 9, 2008, 3:41 pm
I need help... I am missing it.
Ahnuld - June 14, 2008, 9:52 am
d*** baby predators...
That dude - June 13, 2008, 7:45 pm
seen not even freaked out. no bricks shat at all maybe a yawn made but no bricks shat
Pinky Malone - June 6, 2008, 4:49 am
Ah, finally one that is worthy. Didn't **** bricks, but definitely creeped out right now.
Captain Whitey - April 27, 2008, 9:11 pm
Saw it. No bricks shat.


SCARY MOOSE - Scary moose, scary moose! Will you do the fandango?


TAGS: scary moose fandango
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Gabe

P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 12:52 pm
This is why im never going to canada
Ronski - September 6, 2009, 9:21 pm
Full of WIN!!!
omnia - September 6, 2009, 4:57 pm
omg: the devil f***ed a moose. dave grohl is a weird guy(if you don't get that one: watch tenacious D in the pick of destiny, it's awsome)
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 1:42 am
I'm telling Sean because he thought what I wrote were the actual lyrics.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:28 am
Gabe... FTWhatever!
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 1:21 am
The actual lyrics are "Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the fandango?"
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:19 am
I was out of the american education system before inkwells were.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 1:01 am
*doobt (Canadian spelling)
Sean - September 5, 2009, 1:01 am
Thanks to your floundering educational system, no doubt.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:59 am
In american english, than = that.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:55 am
Waiiiiiiiit..... is this anti-canadian? d***, than Mike Meyers!
Sean - September 5, 2009, 12:54 am
Spoof? No I'm pretty sure those are the actual lyrics.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:47 am
Genius.
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Its a spoof of the song Bohemian Rhapsody.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:28 am
Shouldn't have followed it up, Random.... that'd be priceless on it's own.
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 12:26 am
Well that comment failed
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 12:26 am
m/
BuZZbomb - September 5, 2009, 12:17 am
HA! This is great. It goes perfectly with mine. http://www.motifake.com/beelzebub-devil-religion-beelzebub-demotivational-poster-44982.html
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am
LOL


#1 and 2 -


TAGS: shark scary
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 14, 2015, 1:50 am
Great caption! I laughed so hard, I woke up wife lying beside me in bed. Lol!
JesusWept - May 8, 2015, 1:34 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - May 8, 2015, 12:10 pm
ROTFL!!! Betcha he says, "OH SH!T!" when he spots his new best friend! This is great, JW! 5 L!


SCAREDY CAT -


TAGS: scared cat little spider
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:30 am
You say this is the same breed as the mighty lion? Ba ha ha. 5L gawd I love this place. Signed Miss Priss's dog.


ON SECOND THOUGHT... - ...I'll just let it fall out, thank you.


TAGS: dentist scare
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:26 am
And another reason not to go to the dentist...


TILL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: love life relationship marriage scary
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:02 pm
and then you make the move and the other one laughs at you... well maybe, despite of all your feelings and shared instants, it was not the right one
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 4:01 pm
"too" scared.


ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by furniturestore

agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am

personal experience?


PMS - Men...you thought that was scary? This is MENOPAUSE!


TAGS: pms men scary menopause
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 9:35 pm
Never realized that bipolar and menopause were so much the same
fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:37 pm
Wait, I thought this was SPARTA! Now I have a headache. (sigh) You did this on purpose! I'm sorry, I still love you.


DEMON RAT - Will eat your soul


TAGS: scary
Rating: 1.82/5

More motifakes by Madnessfreak13

agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:38 pm
Oooooh! Sign me up!
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:38 pm
Yes, Swayze came back from the dead to kick your a**...such is the influence of Chuck Norris. Now, he and Fred Astaire age going to open a dance studio in New Jersey, the last place a zombie would be noticed.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:31 pm
Or maybe it was just a Swayze Roadhouse kick.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:30 pm
(it's called stumbling).... but yeah, ducked.
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:27 pm
You did, by typing just now. No one survives a roundhouse. You must have ducked.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:24 pm
LOL! Who says I didn't?
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 10:24 pm
I can't believe you managed to type that last one without getting roundhouse kicked. lol Cliches.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:19 pm
Why not "will kick your a**" or "You know you would hit it" or "Chuck Norris is a p****"


QUEEN -


TAGS: scalamoosh scaramoosh do the fandango
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Swampfox - September 30, 2012, 9:22 pm
Belzebub has a devil put aside for me.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:39 pm
how come Aldo Nova keeps reeling in my head? 5L
gas - April 27, 2011, 11:46 am
hahaha that was good!
Master - April 27, 2011, 10:04 am
Five lions. I love orange, but Fanta is not My preference.
NotoriousGIL - April 27, 2011, 9:49 am
Magnifico! Mamma...just gave 5L's put my cursor on it's head, left clicked and now it's read...Mammaa...votes have juuuust begun...
dootndo2 - April 27, 2011, 9:19 am
Galileo.
Reality Lord - April 27, 2011, 8:53 am

very very frightening
TheOne - April 26, 2011, 7:35 pm
Awww...Heaven.
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:32 pm
Thunderbolt5 and lightning


FUN & GAMES - Yeah until your HUNG-OVER, speeding to work, and catch this tool in your REAR-VIEW mirror. I never screamed so loud in my life.


TAGS: clown scary ghost
Rating: 4.7/5

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ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:51 pm
No worries, just Chompers with a loaner.


NASCAR -


TAGS: nascar
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by epimethius05

Macumazahn - February 23, 2013, 8:46 pm
Shouldn't they be turnin' left?
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:10 am
Grolschville. Dammit.
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:09 am
Grolshville.
epimethius05 - February 1, 2011, 11:46 pm
Coluos- where ru if not in the USA?
epimethius05 - February 1, 2011, 11:44 pm
Thanks for the props Culos
culos - February 1, 2011, 4:45 pm
As a political incorrect non-American I absolutely love this. If rednecks didn't exist this might have been a 5L poster, but then again Nascar wouldn't exist without Rednecks... Its the Egg and Chicken conundrum all over again


ZOMBIE OCCUPY -


TAGS: carlin classes scarey
Rating: 4.28/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:13 pm
I was actually thinking if posting this very quote, but I didn't know what picture to use. This one is positively perfect. 5L + faved.


ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?


TAGS: tony montana scareface balls
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by he who lols

Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:01 am
Classic line, classic gangster, classic movie. Sadly always geeting high on his own supply.


SCARRED FOR LIFE - Oh My God! What the Hell is he doing to that poor pussy?




DON'T SCARE ME - I poop very easily


TAGS: dog cat scare poop
Rating: 4.63/5

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NOT ALL SCARS SHOW - Not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't see, the pain someone feels.


TAGS: scar heal pain wound
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:06 pm
Always smile... :) :(
M0rd3kaI - February 28, 2012, 8:34 am
You couldn't choose a better picture to match the wording. Excellent, Melancholy and profound... Just how it should be done. 5 unseen lion scars.
mariand - September 24, 2011, 6:21 pm
nice one...
house - September 24, 2011, 8:28 am
Absolutely Awesome LA. 5 very emotional scars for you


NASCAR - This is what happens when. One idiot decides to, takes a right turn.


TAGS: crash nascar idiot
Rating: 3.89/5

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Densaku - March 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
CRASHES:.....The only reason why NASCARs are worth watching.


SHEENFACE - "From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls." Charlie Sheen




DISCRETION -


TAGS: discretion avengers scarlett renner
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Inglourious

sharebear - March 16, 2013, 4:22 am
lol
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:25 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:22 am
I Love The Pic 5L


ZOMBIE OZ -


TAGS: tinman scarecrow dorothy zombie oz
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - April 14, 2011, 11:19 am
this is amsome. 5 heel clicks
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:16 pm
So evil you are.... lol. Can you say unwanted organ donation?


BACK HAIR - Don't knock it. Nascar fan's use it!




TONY STEWART - Just when u thoght it couldn't get uglier, He came along




LIES... - Cut the Heart But secrets scar the Soul




OH MY GOD! - They're escaping! I need a net and eye bleach! NOW!


TAGS: scary back tit
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:43 pm
She just needs a couple of small tattoos: n******.
phydeaux - February 2, 2010, 5:41 pm
oh snap...
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 5:34 pm
Lets order a barrel right away!
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 5:24 pm
It makes your comments go away
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 2, 2010, 5:23 pm
BUT regular bleach will make you go blind, what doese EYE-BLEACH do?
Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
She is doing a little too well with her body symmetry


83RD ACADEMY AWARDS - OSCARS -




NASCAR T-SHIRT -




BAD TAN - Oh Yeah, You Know The Ladies Love It




EASTER - It has been a very traumatic holiday ever since my childhood ...




AMERICANS ARE DIFFERENT -


TAGS: football soccer world cup nascar tv
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - February 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
The hell it is!
andyreddson - February 22, 2011, 6:16 pm
That's because it's spelled "S-O-C-C-E-R."
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:04 pm
*face palms* I've refereed soccer (football) for 6 years now. there is nothing like getting yelled at for doing my job right. The best part is wen I get to throw coaches out of games though. They all act like they never saw it coming.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:27 pm
we could talk down every form of sport if we want. i just found this pic related to the world cup. i'm watching poker all the time. pretty stupid as well if i think about it ;)
Kung-Fu Devil - June 29, 2010, 8:20 am
Yes. Yes it is.
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:35 pm
Oh yeah, and watching a bunch of guys kicking a ball back & forth is absolutely riveting.
hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:53 pm
haha..., and they STILL manage to CRASH...!!


CAULROPHOBIA - If this picture looks familiar You have it


TAGS: caulrophobia van clowns scary love
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Chompers

Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 5:41 pm

d***...i thought maybe we had the same ex-wife...lol.
Chompers - July 30, 2010, 5:20 pm
just me
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 2:54 pm

scarey **** chomps....is that u or wifey?...lol
jackripper - July 30, 2010, 2:50 pm
I sence this Motifake might be aimed at me.


DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE. -


TAGS: fear scariest movie bed thinking
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:33 am
Especially don't watch a movie directed by David Lynch before bed. I don't know what's 5carier - not understanding his movies OR actually understanding them.
MashiMashi - January 22, 2012, 8:12 am
Apallo 18 wasn't a scary movie , it was a good movie but not scary....until I was in my basement doing laundry, ZAT lintball is one of them Appallo 18 thangs coming to get me.
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 5:56 am
I don't know Dj there's something to be said scaring yourself witless upon occasion. It helps you grow.
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:12 am
Love it. A funny from LA. :D That's why I don't watch horror at night. Or by myself. But, forever alone post-divorce, so haven't watched a horror flic in awhile. :/
gas - January 21, 2012, 10:56 pm
and alway5 when you're about to fall asleep


NASCAR - After years of losing fans to boredom, They decided to add some excitement to NASCAR.


TAGS: nascar 88 dale jr transformers
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by ryuukage

Cloudchaser - July 14, 2010, 9:03 am
I hear it's being filmed in 3D.
ryuukage - July 13, 2010, 1:41 pm
It's from Transformers 3. I don't know why they have nascar cars. Here's where I got the pic. http://jalopnik.com/5585189/nascar-transformers-how-michael-bay-will-ruin-another-movie
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 1:02 pm
I would go watch it. The movie theater would have to make an exception and serve beer tho.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:53 pm
Nascar Death Match?
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:51 pm
No i saw that Grey. I meant what were the cars built for? Is there a new Redneck Super Hero movie staring RS coming out soon?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:48 pm
I'm guessing the mini-gun out front of the 88 car, but's just a guess
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:41 pm
Anyone know what this is all about?


BABY STORAGE - ....the REDNECK version..... so you can watch NASCAR without hassle




HIKING - I wouldn't call it recreational


TAGS: funny hiking extreme scary death
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by CAE24

AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:37 pm
McDonalds is just around the corner.
Zetsubel - May 24, 2011, 1:58 pm
F*ck. That.
AudioHostem - May 8, 2011, 10:50 am
Nice job.


"CAFFEINE, ERGO SUM" - It takes at least three cups to bring out the "Cogito."


TAGS: descarte philosophy coffee erudite humor
Rating: 4.13/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 11:14 am
Merci, mon Derriere, il n'ya pas de quoi.
culos - March 24, 2011, 7:03 pm
erudite poster, mes hommages!


RACISM -


TAGS: nascar racing redneck hate
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:45 pm
Magnificent! I knew this one sucked! LMAO!


SAY HELLO - to my little friend!




NATURE FAIL - Damn Nature You Scary!


TAGS: dog scary nature fugly fail
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by Infection

boinger - October 4, 2011, 6:52 pm
I do believe that is a big-a$$ Mexican sewer rat.
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:24 am
tthat paw dog died an early age of 7
CANADA - January 27, 2010, 10:06 pm
someone should just step on its head
Claire - January 27, 2010, 10:05 pm
Is it... living? Or is it a zombiedog?


Have you ever been so drunk..... -


TAGS: so drunk scare polar bear
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 8:40 pm
Forgive me, please, but there is no such thing as a "good" pun. Consider yourself educated now, about THEM...
mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHA! Good pun, Scorp!!!
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:15 pm
This one is "cymbalic," right? I can see the cymbalism...
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:34 pm
S1961, .... and polar bears play tympani? LOL!
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:33 pm
E.D., take your uneducated O.C.D. and shove it up your southend
steve1961 - August 26, 2015, 12:57 pm
Yeah! And penguins don't use cymbals...They are mostly cellists...
EmilioDumphque - August 26, 2015, 12:57 am
Hey, Bears are north pole, penguins south!
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 pm
Thanks again, Cern! Glad I made you laugh!
concern3 - August 25, 2015, 9:27 am
another funny one a 5er


I WOULD HAVE JUST POSTED THE PICTURE ITSELF... - But that would require me to look at it for an extended period of time...


TAGS: stephen gammell creepy picture the dream lady scary scarred for life
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by LIGHTPIE7

Sexy Curves - September 1, 2009, 4:06 am
WTF? Are you serious?
Anonymous2 - August 31, 2009, 1:00 pm
Umm... I'm suppossed to be scarred for life by a children's book cover? You fail! Good day, sir!


SCAR PREDATOR - The Predator that looks stupid and has even stupider methods of hunting.




ARMOR -


TAGS: love walls heart hide scared
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 9:32 pm
well, I have only been on the other end of "the barrel" in the PI. this might hurt a little
GreyScorpion - October 21, 2010, 9:27 pm
you better go get some sleep 5150, your day in the barrel tomorrow :)
5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 9:23 pm
looks like you get to have another "clarification" discussion. Me, I actually got it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 9:18 pm
great one aggy...the poster and the comment.
agdaniele - October 21, 2010, 9:15 pm
You're a shallow moron.... does that clarify anything?
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 3:18 am
It's the statement that doesn't make sense to me. Protected from cupid's arrow? Evidently you've never heard of shore leave, nor of archers. No lions given until clarified.
spacedog - October 19, 2010, 7:34 pm
Bravo.


NIGHT -




TOOTH FAIRY -


TAGS: tooth fairy cut cheek face scar teeth toothfairy
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Phatphish

SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 1:50 pm
OUCH.... Poor Little Girl


BRAINS -




KILLERJO - scaring people since 2009. 01. 27.




CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME


TAGS: disney world clown water slide scary
Rating: 2.18/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:55 am
You know its going to be a good night when the phrase "Jug O' Whiskey" appears. Not a bottle, not 'doin sh**s' but Jug.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 8:33 am
It made sense to me.... and was funny. So where does that put me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2009, 2:00 am
****.....I gotta cut back...my last (drunken) comment made no sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:15 pm
What kinda ignorant **** are you saying aobot water?....oh, I get it.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 11:11 pm
Ahhhhh... whiskey is the life of man!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:06 pm
should read "into a jug of whiskey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:05 pm
Hi TTH here. Moooooooooooooooo is way into a of whiskey and he just tipped his couch over trying to hit me. it was great. Hey guys btw!
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:49 pm
LMAO, mooooo... I can settle for a good stew.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:48 pm
Such the absentee chickie-poo! Hi and bye, Nik?!?!
Nik - September 12, 2009, 10:47 pm
Hello boys!!! Just dropping by real quick to say 'HI!'. Also Happy Birthday AK!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:39 pm
Sorry....No meata ballsa....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:38 pm
Potluck.....And for the bunny?....potatoes, carrots and a white wine sauce......no meatballs.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:34 pm
Memorial? And for the bunny?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
No poker tonight....Captain Diabetes is in the hospital.....Me and TTH are having a memorial of sorts.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Good luck, pokerstar!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:19 pm
I said coconuts not tacos.....later yo...to drunk to banter.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box./
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:13 pm
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts./


PRACTICAL APPROACH -




MEMORIES -


TAGS: memory death scare me remember
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by caveman

Rick69 - April 6, 2012, 8:48 am
Born while crying & making others smile; Die while smiling & making others cry... That's a successful life...
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2012, 8:25 am
If most people who knew you in this existence are sad when you die, you've done something right
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 4:51 am
Oh Caveman, nice point, 5L


PARANOID! - I Am Not Paranoid, I Am Just Very Very Alert.




ARGUING. - She's learning early.




OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!


TAGS: cat scared knocked door first
Rating: 2.75/5

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Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 1:40 am
K thx guys ^^
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:17 pm
It took me 3 read-throughs before I got the laugh.... unfortunately, I voted after the first read.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yea wat they said. IMO it is a decent poster but it is old school internet humor so it wont be liked all to well in this day in age.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 3:17 pm
makes me want a cheezburger...and to hit you with a broom, or a hammer. j/k, forget the broom. :) there are lots of threads and people to help you, all you have to do is invest a little effort in reading, and don't be afraid to ask a question.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 3:09 pm
:D
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:48 pm
check out the forum thread "noob questions" and run ideas by other, more experienced MFers.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 2:41 pm
Comment please, i wna know what you guys think of this poster... is it just another lame poster ? is it good? give me tips for my next one , im just a beginner ^^


DEEP IN MY HEART -


TAGS: deep heart concealed scared confess
Rating: 3.46/5

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Reality Lord - October 1, 2011, 10:23 pm

please submit thhis to moti-twist as well. link at bottom of this page.


HEY, ALRIGHT! - Looks like it's time for NASCAR!




G-Man -




Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters -


TAGS: you white me in you black me out scary bert sesame street poster evolution
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - December 22, 2014, 1:26 pm
love the style


REGRETS - when scars are more painful than the wound.


TAGS: regret scar
Rating: 4.87/5

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maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 6:52 pm
I'll Have A Sh** On That One !
mariand - January 1, 2012, 5:56 pm
nice one...


the scar that wouldn't heal -


TAGS: america 9 11 scar freedom scre you nsa reading this
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:08 pm
Pretty Cool Dude
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:08 am
Very nice! Love that song too.


PUCKER FACTOR - On a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11.


TAGS: bolivia mountain trucks highway scary
Rating: 3.74/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 3:17 am
It makes the Apache Trail's Fish Creek Hill look silly. FYI the Fish Creek Hill starts w/ a 1000 ft drop.
faulty switch - November 21, 2009, 2:52 am
i like the way you think CANADA
CANADA - November 10, 2009, 3:58 pm
I sure wouldnt have my seat belt on,I wouldnt even have doors on my truck! those things would just slow me from jumping if it tipped
Derek - November 10, 2009, 3:13 pm
There'd be more than a few dead lorries down below I'd wager.
KDP3 - November 10, 2009, 12:57 pm
f*** that


ANACONDAS - Come on in!! Theres always room!


TAGS: snake eat come on in anaconda lol scary funny fence
Rating: 2.62/5

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Snakechic - September 7, 2011, 11:55 pm
Except the fact that snake is an African Rock Python.


GRAND-AM ROLEX SPORTS CAR SERIES - Fortunately, some motorsports have drivers skilled enough to race in even the nastiest of rain, unlike NASCAR.


TAGS: racing nascar grand am f1
Rating: 2.24/5

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jsull - March 6, 2012, 1:19 pm
Well put on some rain tires NASCAR. Same with Indy. Front engined Corvettes doing 200mph in rain and at night won their class at Le Mans. F1 cars drift in rain at 200+mph all the time - but they would not try it on slicks as you propose.
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 11:37 am
well, NASCAR also doesn't use rain tires and the NASCAR cup car is a tad heavy on the front end compared to the rolex car which would make it a wee bit loose @ 200 mph in the rain. try drifting with slicks in the rain some time then add 120 mph


EXACTLY - But at least the Special Olympics don't suck to watch AND pollute the air at the same time...and they're ACTUALLY retards.


TAGS: nascar retards special olympics motorsport cars
Rating: 1.77/5

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dan - October 29, 2008, 5:01 am
Who is in charge of letting idiots add second captions and ruin Motifakes??? I want to know. I think this one sucks anyways. But still.


HE'S SMILING - This should scare you


TAGS: this smile should scare you
Rating: 3.74/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:46 pm
lol...cool


HE'S ORDERING IT WITH ANCHOVIES!!! -




LETS SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH -




HE SPOKE NOT A WORD -


TAGS: santa christmas twas evil scary
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2012, 10:16 am
Very Sho, and LA like. In other words, profoundly sinister. Great stuff, msf. It appears you may just very well be the missing link to the circle of creepiness. Keep it coming. Cheers
MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 12:23 am
Suddenly it seems like muhaha should replace hohoho teehee
Greeny - December 19, 2012, 10:23 pm
Captures the spirit
Sho - December 19, 2012, 10:13 pm
Love it. 5L and fav'd
msf - December 19, 2012, 8:51 pm
Thanks kindly
rerun - December 19, 2012, 8:47 pm

WOW, this is wonderfully dark. I love it.


INTIMIDATION -


TAGS: intimidation scarface bread protest
Rating: 4.7/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 6:55 am
Most excellent.
Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:06 pm

how you say.....amsome?!?!
agdaniele - January 20, 2011, 3:18 pm
Masterpiece.


VETERANS -


TAGS: scarred lion
Rating: 4.46/5

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Current Resident - February 6, 2010, 7:58 pm
Roger. Right-On. 5L
Airman - February 5, 2010, 2:57 pm
I'll second Cubby
Cubbybear - February 5, 2010, 2:01 pm
Amen Brother...Amen!


NICE TO SEE THE GINGER GUY IS BEING LEFT BEHIND - THAT'S NATURAL SELECTION AT WORK!!




THE OSCARS - That magical time when the most intelligent thing on stage is a tiny golden statue...




thinking about me? -


TAGS: sleep nightmare scary
Rating: 4.17/5

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Vinxman - May 9, 2013, 10:09 pm
FYI--This is definitely not a good pick up line. I won't try that one again.
CloudchaserS - May 9, 2013, 12:06 am
And if I hacksaw the legs of my bed so you can't hide under it, then what? Hide in the closet? Then to get me, you'd have to come out of the closet


NASCAR - the good old days may be behind us


TAGS: nascar rap terrorists
Rating: 4.06/5

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Greeny - January 14, 2012, 6:02 am
You're thinking of that hippity hop stuff... Rap was invented by Aerosmith
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2012, 4:36 am
It's even older than that. According to Wikipedia, "Rapping can be traced back to its African roots. Centuries before hip hop music existed, the griots of West Africa were delivering stories rhythmically, over drums and sparse instrumentation"
ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 3:57 am
You realize of course that rap music was invented by square dance callers.
CloudchaserS - January 13, 2012, 11:55 pm
Haha! Love this! I've nothing against Nascar or rap, but the two go together about as well as tofu and steak!


HELLDOG - enjoy your sleep


TAGS: scary dog
Rating: 3.63/5

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Sho - December 21, 2012, 10:42 am
What is?
Rudedog - December 21, 2012, 12:12 am
At least it's original
Sho - December 20, 2012, 9:17 pm
good doggy


SCARY CARRIE -


TAGS: occult pms scary
Rating: 3.62/5

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tellitlikeitis - August 13, 2010, 5:51 am
That works.
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:44 am
PMS- Punish My Spouse?


NASCAR - This Is What It Would Look Like If Rednecks Were Banned


TAGS: nascar redneck banned
Rating: 3/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 13, 2010, 6:46 am
@ first it didn't make sense but now i see you've offended people. Where i'm from we call them YUPPERS upper peninsula, and they love their country and they love their NASCAR
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 2:33 pm
I was being sarcastic, I'm from Georgia and I was saying that it really is hard to find a redneck that hasn't served his country.
Bovee - February 12, 2010, 2:12 pm
where do you live? i can see 12 right now.
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 2:11 pm
Yeah cuz its hard to find a red neck that hasn't served.


NASCAR - It takes a lot of patience, to sit in a seat, watching cars take left turns, for.. a couple hundred laps...


TAGS: nascar
Rating: 2.94/5

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MO - March 11, 2010, 7:58 am
Punch mullet? *** *** ***!! check, check! one two, one two! Rough crowd. (I left some commas off for ya Ag!)
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:40 pm
I am actually wondering, if there was, a sale on commas, at your local Wal Mart, store.
culos - March 10, 2010, 5:36 pm
And everyone is waiting for that one right turn that makes it worthwhile!
MO - March 10, 2010, 1:31 pm
That's why there's beer. And punch mullet!


don't worry in your good hands -




ADDICTION -


TAGS: life time human health psycho disease woman fun scary quickly
Rating: 2.56/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:44 am
... if he's good enogh for Cindy ...
agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
Careful, Sean.... you sure that's not David Warner in Time After Time?
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:17 am
So why even try? I say reject the false dich**omy wherever she lie. Oh, and do you think that ckick's had enough to come home with me?
Erecrottod - May 16, 2009, 9:02 am
It's not hard: it's when you start drinking with your nose as she's doin'...


UPMPIRES - DARTH VADER OF BASEBALL




SCARED HANDS -




NASCAR - NON-ATHLETIC-SPORTS-CENTERED-AROUND-REDNECKS!


TAGS: nascar
Rating: 1.91/5

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akornzombie - October 9, 2010, 11:45 am
Oh sure, because wearing a Nomex firesuit, crash helemt, being strapped into a bucket seat for hours on end while piloting a car through turns at 200 mph for hours on end isn't athletic.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:21 pm
Or he could just be a baker
Haarakkon - November 22, 2009, 11:17 pm
Barley? As in Barley and Hops?
theboss - November 22, 2009, 11:14 pm
for retards like you who can barley read
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
WHY-DO-WE-HAVE-TO-PUT-A-HYPHEN-BETWEEN-EVERY-WORD?


PRIOITIES -


TAGS: oscars awards actors
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:57 am
Thanks Oldsod. I've got friends and family that I keep track of by reading the news. All I found today was sports, television/movie stars, gossip. Ostrich syndrome. If we don't report it, then everything's roses. Phhhhttttt!!!!! Well done! 5L
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:08 pm
...and that's why i don't feel bad when a download a movie.
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:43 pm
people stupid enough to sit and watch over 3 hours of this crap that the average Joe actually paid for by going to see these movies...party on spoiled rich people!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:37 pm
5 thank you L's, someone else gets it! Actors paid to act, directors make big $, huge $ spent on outfits , massive gala event that probably costs more than the national debt, goody bags worth over $10,000 and people starving all around the world...
GaryO - February 23, 2015, 2:07 pm
PHUKKING BEAUTIFUL


Mass Panic -




PATIENCE -




Born Evil -




First Impressions -


TAGS: impressions mistaken identity looks scary
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2013, 4:27 pm
I think I may still have my little guys nose.
lgvernon - November 20, 2013, 4:21 pm

Ah, Priss~~I once interviewed a woman who kept a human hand on her desk.


SADNESS -


TAGS: the day the music died all you need is love i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner those songs stick in your head
Rating: 4.69/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!


NASCAR - Whether it's a race or a wreck, let's drink and set stuff on fire!




SCARS - There are some scars that never heal


TAGS: scar
Rating: 4.5/5

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I'M SMILING... - That alone should scare you




SICKARTIST -


TAGS: scary clown
Rating: 3.71/5

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sickartist - January 11, 2010, 10:58 am
I am honored (I think)


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